You went away on business but didn't take your mistress with you like normal so I had to find a way to entertain myself! Good thing I know where you keep the spare key to your house. I let myself in and have been having a great time playing with all your expensive things. My favorite was this cute pink guitar. It looks so good on me when I'm wearing your wife's white suit. I think I'll go play with it by the pool. OOPS! I hope it's not bad for it to get wet. OH WELL. Let's see what happens when I fill it up with water! It makes a pretty great bucket to dump pool water all over me. I hope this suit isn't "dry-clean only." Hahaha Sorry about her high heels... I didn't think they would fall apart in the pool, but they did!