If Santa is watching, he would put me on his naughty list. Nice girls don't go out looking like this, but sexy MILF's do. College men beware! This MILF is on the prowl. The story begins with you buying me a few drinks. Some chatting here, cuddling there, and by the end of the night, you'll have my panties as a souvenir. You can fill in the blanks. Mmm! Make it naughty.