I am giving off librarian vibes today. What do you think? Say I was working in the stacks at your college. Would you try to get my attention? Maybe flirt a little, hoping I flirt back. Mmm! I like that. I'd tease you and motion for you to follow me further into the stacks, where we can engage in naughty fun. That sounds like a story that would write itself. I'll love how it ends.