I was thinking about coming out of my comfort zone and wear a two-piece bikini to the local pool. Do you think that would be ok with a mom bod? I'm sure the only ones who would take special notice would be the lifeguards on their summer vacation from college. Mmm! They would be sneaking peeks at this MILF and saying to themselves how much they would love to "bang" me. I think it's kinda cute, but I also wonder what it would be like to be banged by a college student. I guess I would have to show him a thing or two. He would be so easy to train, and a willing participant. My, my, my! I am such a naughty MILF.