Albert and I were discussing Mrs O’Shaunnesey today.Apparently she’s getting into being a DOMINATRIX!Goodness me, I never would have thought it!But she has tried to persuade poor Albert to be her sub!Well he’s not at all keen, so to help him out I phoned Leslie.Well of course he was keen as mustard!But then a strange thing happened.Albert and I were getting so turned on by this sexy talk,That we just HAD to have a good long shag on the kitchen table.But what if hubby had walked in?Or any other member of my family?Oh dearie me, I really must behave better, don’t you think?