Oh my sweet step son.. I have bad news to tell you. I just got off the phone with your step-father and he isn't going to be home tonight for Christmas. I know, I know, I'm disappointed too. After all, tonight was suppose to be our special night together.. that's why I'm wearing this! Anyways, I guess it is just going to be you and me. Don't worry, we will have lots of fun! We will open presents and drink cocoa and watch Christmas movies! But first, why don't you hop up into bed with your lonely pregnant step mother. See, I have a special present I've been wanting to give you and since your step-father stood me up again I guess now is the right time. Honey, there is a very special present that both girls and boys have and they can give it to each other and that's what I want to do with you tonight. Your special present is right down there under your pajamas and step mommy really wants to play with it. I will tell you what... I'll let you unwrap my special presents if you let me unwrap yours... deal? I want to touch you you the way I would have touched your step-daddy tonight.