While you were passed out last night I snuck in and made a mold of your tiny penis so that I can FINALLY show all my friends what a hilarious little cock you have! Now that I have it in my hands I'm shocked at just how little it is! As I tell you what I've done, and how I'm going to show and tell to all of my friends for a good laugh, you finally start to get the point... "I DON'T WANT YOUR TINY DICK!" You should probably start to expect this kind of SPH from me by now!