WITH ALL THE CHRISTMAS FUNCTIONS TO GO TO, I DECIDED TO GET MY HAIR DONE, AND A FRIEND OF MINE RECOMMENDED HER HAIRDRESSER, SO I WAS EXCITED TO SEE HIS IDEAS FOR ME. IT WAS ONLY LATER THAT I FOUND OUT THAT MY SO CALLED "FRIEND" IS JEALOUS OF ME, AND HAD THEREFORE PAID HIM TO RUIN ME, AND OH, HOW THE BASTARD SUCCEEDED. HE TOLD ME TO CLOSE MY EYES WHILST HE APPLIED A TREATMENT TO MY PRIZED LOCKS, BUT INSTEAD, HE ENDED UP COVERING MY HEAD WITH CREAM, CUSTARD, YOGHURT AND OTHER ASSORTED STICKY MESS! NOT ONLY THAT, WHEN I COMPLAINED, HE CALLED ME A NUISANCE CLIENT, AND IT ONLY MADE HIM MORE DETERMINED TO TURN ME INTO A STICKY, GOOEY MESS, COVERING ME FROM HEAD TO TOE IN FOOD, AND WRECKING MY NEW BOOTS AND TIGHT, SEXY DRESS IN THE PROCESS! AND YOU KNOW, IT ACTUALLY TURNED ME ON THAT HE WOULD WANT TO DO THAT TO ME! I'M SUCH A BAD, BAD, DIRTY GIRL! COME AND WATCH ME SQUIRM AS I GET WELL AND TRULY SPLOSHED!