You're off working in a different part of the country, so I'm sending you a little video from home! Talking to you throughout, I use the clippers to trim down the very furry forest of my love. Knowing that you want to see me just the way I really am, I leave in all the embarrassing parts as I take care of the rear view as well. And, yes, it does embarrass me... so I must really like you. Next I shave myself bare on film, and hop in the chilly shower to rinse (which makes for quite some hopping!). It just makes you wish that you could be home with me to see and touch and taste the results right away. But don't worry... it'll grow back soon enough, and I'll treat you to an entirely different show!