The next morning after a big party at my house, I come down stairs to find the living room filled with balloons.  There's just so many of them I have no idea how I'm going to get rid of all of them...I certainly can't untie them and they definitely won't fit in a big trash bag.  guess I'm just going to have to POP THEM!  So I grab me a glass of wine, light up a cigarette and sit down wit all my balloons and start popping.  I use my finger nails, my cigarette, the heel of my shoe to pop them...I even bit them, squeeze them and even sit on them...whew there are so many to pop and it startles me when they go BANG!