When in school today, they showed us how to apply a condom to a banana.  When I got home & told my neighbor, he said I should fuck my cunt with it!  After all, that's what condoms are used for, right?  He wanted to watch so I went outside by the pool and let him - and anyone else peeping in - watch me fuck my tight pussy with the banana until I came all over it... looks like I made my own "banana cream pie"!