It's not often you get to indulge in watching your braced girlfriend brushing her orthodontic implements, is it? Well, now you can finally indulge in your Ortho Fetish, right along with me! I tease my metal mouth with the bristles, and minty paste. I stroke my teeth up and down, just like you like it. Maybe it's time you found out whether I spit, swallow, or gargle?