Today I'm getting a loser baptism, we're gonna cleanse me of any real man that may be left inside of me, so that I can embrace being a true loser. You have the man that took my girlfriend with you, he's going to sit on my face to wipe out any of the real man inside me. That's right, he stole my girl, now he's gonna sit on my face. As I'm buried under a real man, I'll feel degraded and emasculated, that's normal, that's the real man leaving my body. Of course that's not all, when the man that ruined my life is done sitting on my face, he's gonna baptize me in the toilet. It's a 2 minute baptism so you hope I can hold my breath. Oh here he is now. The end.