It's Little Willy Wednesday but for Alpha males like the ones I fuck, it's Hump Day Wednesday so what's the difference? The difference is that the only thing you will get to hump today is your hand but that's no different than any other day now is it? You already know what little dick losers get to do on Little Willy Wednesday and every other day of the week, pump that little penis with your two little fingers because you and I know you are definitely NOT getting a bootycall on Hump Day. On the other hand, Alphas with huge cocks don't have to stroke their dicks on their own, they have women with big Humps like mine to stick their dicks in and pound until they release all over their phat asses unlike you who will squirt all over your own belly 2day. Some celebrate Hump Day today and others celebrate Little Willy Wednesday and we know which one YOU are celebrating, happy Little Willy Wednesday, loser.