I don't know how many times I have told the kids next door - stop kicking your ball over the fence. But today was the last straw. I was out sunbathing and the ball came over and shock, horror, it made me spill my drink! FFS that's it I'm going to pop this fucking ball. Watch me try stamping on it and then getting a knife from the kitchen and 'poof' it's as flat as a pancake. Now they can have it back.