Hurricane season in south Florida means daily rain deluges and today is my day off. Since it's raining I know that no one is going to be walking around the complex and I can do whatever I want on the patio. Putting on a wrap dress, crotchless pantyhose and some black strappy heels I settle into a chair on the patio. It's your job to imagine what you might see if you could see me on my patio right now.