So I went into the woods at work to look for animal sign. Someone said they'd seen a python come out of here two years ago and we've been seeing bobcat, fox and coyote sign. After climbing a 6-foot fence and not seeing much of anything my mind turned to naughtier prospects. I could see and hear the highway traffic and decided it was a great time to work off some of my frustration. Luckily I have started carrying a bullet with me everywhere I go. And I know how much you love to watch me. , outdoors, solo masturbation, work setting, bullet toy