It is that time of the year again. Now that I am a year older, I am due for my annual exam. I have had so many problems finding a gyne I am comfortable with though. I am MOST comfortable with YOU! Hmmm there is an idea. Perhaps you could help me make sure all of my girly parts are looking ok. First we need to start off with a breast exam. Does everything look alright to you? Now that that is done, we need to make sure my vagina is looking ok. You might need to get a little closer after I put the speculum in. Closer. Closer. What? You can see how creamy I am? Well how embarrassing. But I AM horny. I guess I better take care of that and make sure everything is functioning properly. Can you see the walls of my vagina contract as I cum? Yep! I guess everything is in tip top shape down there. That wasn't so bad. Maybe next year you can help me out again.