I am getting ready to head out on a girls night out and you honey aren't going to join me. Why? Well because plain and simple...you have a small dick. You have a pathetic tiny little dick that can't fuck me properly so therefore I am going out with my girlfriend to find a man with a big dick that can make me scream and moan as he pounds my pussy. I won't be a %100 bitch though since you do pay for EVERYTHING around here, even my evenings out with my girlfriends. I am going to allow you to stroke your little to me before I leave for the night. No, you can't fuck me do you think I got this pretty and glamorous to have you dirty me with your droplets of cum? You can sit in the chair and jerk that little penis off while I tease you with my big booty that will be getting pounded in a few hours by a real man with a real dick. Don't wait up for me honey I might make it an all nighter but don't worry I will bring you some breakfast when I get home in the morning. I haven't decided if breakfast will consist of actual food or if I will serve you my soaking wet thong covered in my juices and his cum and have you enjoy that for breakfast.