My BFF Sarah and I have been out shopping all day and we are so fed up with patheitc losers like yourself checking us out at the mall that we decided to bring you home with us. NO, not to fuck us, HAHAHA you wish. Our feet our so sweaty and in need of a good massage and cleaning and guess who is going to do that for us? YOU! And you should be honored that you are here to serve us and to open up your wallet for tomorrow shopping spree.