This Valentines day while you're home alone fantasizing about me, why not make yourself useful and give me all your money. I want every nickel and dime from you! I'm going to show you all my Latina curves and show you what you came to pay for! You're going to become addicted to all my curves, one look at me and you're going to give me your will! You're going to sign over your 401k and everything that you worked so hard for will now be mine. This valentine's day take out your wallet and hand it over to me my money pig. I expect an email from you my financial slave! Speak soon.