I was walking the produce section of the local supermarket and came across what I thought was an odd looking squash, but much to my delight it was an English cucumber. Nice and thick, long and hard, just as I imagined my first Englishman would be, so I had to give it a go and had a wonderful time plunging it back and forth into my pussy until I had a yummy orgasm and for good measure I had to clean off my juices in the end...mmmm. Loved it!