Pull up a chair and grab a cold one from the fridge.....I'll sit in front of you and tell you what happens to me when I get Happy.  My top will be unzipped, by skirt will be raised....and I'll play with my boobs and kitty while we talk.  Even though I don't really like the taste of beer, that cold can sure does feel good as I rub it across my bare nipples and shaved kitty.  I'm definitely not a drinker, but I'd love to enjoy a beer with you!